Software engineer, or Batman, depends who's asking

If he's not busy rescuing cats from trees, or walking the elderly home (surprisingly he always finds himself in this situation), Justin Xie is a Stony Brook University student looking to assist in helping AI take over the world.

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I. AboutStart here
Updated Sep 2026 · 5 min

About Justin

Ice cream, Jollibee, Ocarina of Time, and a plan to cross Europe with one bag. Very little of it is about computers.

Justin Xie
II. Experience
Summer 2026
Honeywell · Atlanta

He taught the on-call rotation to answer its own pages

An autonomous AI-SRE system that investigates Elasticsearch alerts, writes the root-cause analysis, and heals the cluster itself — fifteen minutes of manual triage down to seconds.

Summer 2025
REBNY · New York

A hundred thousand chatbot transcripts, and the questions nobody had answered

He built the analytics system that read all of them, clustered the near-duplicates, and told the administrators what their chatbot could not answer.

Summer 2024
NYC DCWP · New York

The CrowdStrike morning, and five hundred employees who could not boot

Forty-eight hours, PowerShell, and a script written under the kind of pressure that teaches you to read error messages properly.

Also
2023 — present

Teaching assistant for object-oriented programming, webmaster for Theta Tau, and an extern at National Grid — the three things he does during the school year.

III. Projects
Pair 2 Spare listings page
React · Firebase · Feb 2025

Pair 2 Spare

Built in a weekend so that people who need one shoe, one glove, or one wheelchair can find the other half. Third for sustainability at HopperHacks '25.

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In progress · 2026

Momentum

A habit tracker with a leaderboard. Workouts, steps, study hours and sleep, ranked against your friends — on the theory that most people will do the hard thing if someone is watching.

IV. Education
2022 — 2026
Stony Brook University

Two majors, one degree, and a semester he now teaches

Information Systems, plus Applied Mathematics and Statistics. The object-oriented programming course he took as a sophomore is the one he now stands in front of.